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Old Jul 22, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28   #1961
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*throws a footlong hoagie in hopes of distracting*
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 04:57 PM // 16:57   #1962
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*throws a shovel at Tyil*
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 06:38 PM // 18:38   #1963
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Sorry ... I just finished up with my multiple beating with the nerf bat ... I didn't shop smart ... what have I missed? HEY! Someone left a hoagie here ...
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #1964
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hey u want that hoagie u'll have to fight me for it....your choice of weapon of course
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:03 PM // 19:03   #1965
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And they left a shovel too... I think I got the better half of THAT deal.
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:09 PM // 19:09   #1966
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hey u want that hoagie u'll have to fight me for it....your choice of weapon of course

WOW, hoagie or no hoagie, talk about biting off more than you can chew.
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:10 PM // 19:10   #1967
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Danny Mah Boy ... Have you seen the size of me? The fact that I'm larger than you should not only introduce a little bit of intimidation ... but I betcha my appetite is a little bit bigger too ...

Stand down son ... this is a fight you cannot win ...

And more importantly ... they threw it at EnD to distract him ... it's already closer to me, seeing as EnD and I practically share an area code ...
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #1968
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And more importantly ... they threw it at EnD to distract him ... it's already closer to me, seeing as EnD and I practically share an area code ...
Brown-noser... Besides, I should get the hoagie since it's my birthday.
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #1969
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dammit d4n gimme my shovel bak im guna smack vengeance with it
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:46 PM // 19:46   #1970
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OK ... let's rattle these off in order ...

SWAMPY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!! I bought you a hoagie and a shovel for your birthday but they seem to have gone by the wayside ... and I wasn't brownnosing ... EnD and I live fairly close to one another ... within the scheme og the global community anyway ... we don't share a driveway or anything ...

Danny Mah Boy ... bring the shovel ... the trowel ... the rake ... and any other garden implements you'd like ... all I'm gonna bring is my luchador mask and the 36-inch pythons ... OOOO YEAH!!!! (you know I'm just playing, right? But ... I hope that you also know that they say you should never get between an animal and it's food ... )
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #1971
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( yeah its just for fun )
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52   #1972
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*Digs a pit with the shovel for Venge and Danny to battle in over the hoagie*

Lalala don't mind me...
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 07:54 PM // 19:54   #1973
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*snatches hoagie while Venge and Danny posture*
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 08:01 PM // 20:01   #1974
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... sneaky wimmins :P

Happy Birthday, Swampy
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 08:01 PM // 20:01   #1975
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**positions himself on the 'top' rope ... and points with both hands skyward**

It's Macho Man time ... Can YOU DIG IT ... OOOOO YEAH!!! Hey ... FREAK SHOW ... I got you for THREE minutes ... three minutes of PLAY time!!!

**and with that he leaps from the turnbuckle and forever into immortality**

EDIT - I don't even care about the sandwhich anymore ... we're now into a full on wrestling match ... a FIRST IN THE GRAVE match!!! Thanks to D4no for the hole for that!!!
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #1976
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**moves out of the way of leaping fatman**
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 08:11 PM // 20:11   #1977
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*Does what everyone in wrestling does... throws a steel chair into the pit while the ref isn't looking!*

YEAH!!!
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #1978
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Theres a ref? aww, there goes the good stuff
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #1979
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IT'S NOT FAT!!! I call it 'Assault Blubber' ... And yer about to get a taste right now!!!

** leaps off of the ropes looking to catch Danny with a clothesline from H-E-Double Hockey Sticks!!! **
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Old Jul 22, 2005, 08:35 PM // 20:35   #1980
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**gets taken out by assult blubber** up retreaval of most of his teeth, he smacks Vengeance with the chair thrown in by d4nowar**
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